"You couldn’t
make these up"
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HomePrinted on the bottom of a carton
of Tesco’s Tiramisu desert
“Do not turn upside down”.
On Mark’s & Spencer bread &
butter pudding
“This product will be hot after
heating”
“Do not iron clothes on body”
On a Sears hairdryer
“Do not use while sleeping”
On Nytol Sleep Aid package
Warning: May cause drowsiness”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts
“Warning: this product contains nuts”
On a child’s Superman costume
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly”
On Boot's Children's
cough medicine
Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medicine"